you'll never forget a classic.

smile, listen, agree...then do what ever the fuck you wanted to do anyway
-Robert Downey Jr

(Source: onplanetgallifrey, via narkeza22)

Mom: I like my marshmallows just a little bit browned. What about you?
Me: *stares evilly at marshmallow*: I will burn you. I will burn the HEART out of you.
Mom: Marshmallows don't have hearts.
Me: We both know that's not quite true.
Mom: .....
Me: ....
Mom: what?
Me: what?

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TROLL

I’m sorry, future children, but you’ll have to love Harry Potter if you want to have dinner.

(Source: raptorific)

only-phelps-twins:

alksfsahfkjasf *-*

only-phelps-twins:

alksfsahfkjasf *-*

(via castielsmagicalmisogynist)